Who: Women vs. Men
Me: I think these flats are so cute.
the Mr.: Why would you want to wear slippers with a Sheriff's badge?
Me: I love wrap bracelets.
the Mr.: Looks like you're trying to tie a small belt around your wrist.
Me: What do you think of my new lipstick color?
the Mr.: What's the difference?
Me: This is orange... the other one if pink.
the Mr.: I forgot I had this shirt! Isn't it cool?