Medieval

The other week the Mr. and I went to Medieval Times for the first time and I was super excited.  I've been wanting to go to that place since I watched the movie "Cable Guy".

All my excitement was rightfully so... Healthy pours of wine, eating meat with your hands, guys playing dress up on horses, more wine... that's like a cocktail of fun.

Me - That was fun!

the Mr. - Ya... I think you should start calling me "My Lord" now.

Maybe I should add this to my "Places I Think Are Fun After Drinking Goblets of Wine" list.

Bloomers

I walked into the office today and one of my co worker friendlys did a double take at my lace shorts.

"Wow, I thought you were wearing something else for a second...."

Me - "What? Like lace Grandma bloomers?"

"Ya"  Haha

Me - "I like to save those for sexy occasions"

Tidbits

Little tidbits of life this week that made me laugh, think, and pause....

LAUGH

While lounging in the house in my new shorts.

the Mr. - "What's up Navajo?"

THINK

After letting the Chitlin roam in the backyard nakie on a hot day...

"There's poop by the door... Weird... We don't have a dog."

PAUSE

"Ok... so we made it up the skate ramp.  Who's going to help me down?"



They Don't Call it "Change" for Nothing

Things are no longer as we know it in our little place called Cubicle Land.. In fact, life has certainly changed... Our cubicle walls have been torn down, leaving us exposed to curious bystanders and passersby.  We have been moved around from our comfort zones and forced to sit closer to our "team".... and by closer, I mean - in each others' face and catching awkward glances past the top of our computer screens.  So every day I look over and think... "There you are!"  This place is no longer Cubicle Land... but more like the Land of "Everyone Can Now See How Much I Eat and Shop Online When I'm Supposed to Be Super Swamped with Work so I Better Be More Conscious of What I Eat, Do, and Say" pods.  Yes... that would be more accurate.  Apparently, it's a really great way to get to know your team.  Like people now know I have the bladder of a small child and the thirst of a dehydrated alcoholic - two things not matched well together ... and I now know, from looking around the room, that some people think that picking your nose while staring at your computer screen is the same thing as picking your nose in your car.... it's as if no one sees you doing it... but really everyone does.  *sigh*

I suppose I must do as they do in the wild... and just adapt to the change.