One afternoon the Mr. called me right after I left the driveway....
Me - "Hello?"
the Mr. - "Did you know you just backed up into the neighbors' car and drove away?"
Me - "Ummm...I must've just tapped it since I didn't notice."
the Mr. - "No...no, you didn't"
Explaining the fresh scrapes on the right side of my front bumper...
Me - "I think I pulled into the driveway too fast"
the Mr. - "How do you not know how to pull into the driveway? You've been pulling in and out of this driveway over and over for a year!!!"
Me - "It's trash day...the trash cans through me off?"
As I drive over the curb...
the Mr. - "You just drove over the curb!"
Me - "It's a curb...it's not like a person"
So...you can understand why I'm not allowed to drive his truck...ever. I guess I'm just a driving hazard.
LOL! My Dear Ana, YOU are to cute, a bit of a hazard, but still cute... xoxo
ReplyDeleteHahaha thanks a mucho darlin ;)
ReplyDeleteI prefer to remain in denial. I'm actually a great driver. Like Danica great. And I'm Asian, too so that makes me more like that guy race car driver great.
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Enjoy the rest of your week, and try not to run over anything else... LOL!
Smiles, Jenn
www.misadventuresinmotherhood.com
My husband wont let me drive his car either, I have gotten in too many accidents for his liking :) Funny post!
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