The Store

Broccoli Salad, Spinach Dip, and Double Stuffed Baked Potatoes

After coming back from the grocery store...

The Mr. - I told you to go get healthy side dishes and you came back with mayonnaise.

Me - But the mayonnaise has broccoli and spinach in it.

Our Anniversary

We decided to take a family trip to Tahoe for our Anniversary this year. My Parents and Seester came for the fun little quick getaway... We rented a cabin, did some snowboarding, checked out the lake, played in the casinos... And of course, spent some much needed quality time together.

Everyone Just Enjoying the Yummy Breakfast My Dad Made

Me (feeding the Chitlin) - Yummy! You love Grandpa's eggs.

Mama - Whoops! Grandpa's eggs. (Starts giggling)

Seester - What's so funny?

Me - Mom thinks of the word "balls" when she hears "eggs".

Seester - Gross. Grandpa's balls?

Mama - (more giggling)

Questions

How I Answer "Are You Pregnant Yet?" Questions From My Mama

 

Mama - Now, I don't want to bug you or stress you out.... but.. are you pregnant yet?  I can't wait for more Grandbabies!

 

Me - Ummm, no... not last time I checked.

 

Mama - Ok... well I know I ask a lot... but don't get stressed out.  Just don't worry about it... and then it'll happen!

 

Me - I know... It's ok.. but we did have sexual intercourse today so you never know.

 

Mama - Oh yuck!  You didn't have to tell me that.

 

Me - But you asked.

 

Mama - I didn't ask that.

 

Me - Well I don't know how you guys did it... but I'm pretty sure sexual intercourse is how you get pregnant.

 

Mama - (laughing) Ok fine!  I won't ask you about it anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

Chips

The Mr. vs. Asian Food

Me - Hey Babe, do you want to try these shrimp flavored chips I got?

The Mr. - Sure... I'll try them. 

Seconds later...

The Mr. - Gross! Those taste like how shrimp would smell if you left it out for days.

He's always so descriptive in his exaggerations. *Munch*