Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Mommy's Night Out
Bestie Kate had a beautiful baby boy over two months ago and it was time to have her official first Mommy's night out! We decided to go out for dinner and drinks.
As we stood in front of the mirror examining our Mommy bodies...
Bestie Kate - I'm still figuring out what pants fit me.
Me - According to the Mr., mine are all really tight.
Bestie Kate - (thinking out loud) *sigh* ... at least my bellybutton is starting to look back to normal.
Me - (lifting my shirt to give mine a gander...) Mine looks like an old man's butt hole.
A few drinks later in a really loud crowded bar...
Bestie Kate - WE SHOULD GO TO VEGAS ONE LAST TIME FOR A BIG GIRLS NIGHT OUT!
Me - A SEXY MAMAS NIGHT OUT!!!
Both - YA!!! WOO HOO!!!
A shot later after that...
Bestie Kate - I think I need to go home now...
Me - Agreed... (looking at my watch..) Ohhh yeeaaaa... it's almost midnight.