Margaritas

Skinnygirl Margaritas have become my new "After Work Glass of Wine". Except it's more like a couple glasses... because I've been super stressed... and these are super delicious.

 

 

Co-Worker Friendly - What did you do last night?

 

Me - I discovered Skinnygirl Margaritas and went shopping on Amazon.

 

Co-Worker Friendly - Fun!

 

Me - I bought a mirror, book of toddler activities, and a fake ass Kate Spade iPhone case. 

 

Co-Worker Friendly - That's amazing.

 

#margaritathoughtprocess

 

By the way... the toddler book was Mommy Bags doing.

 

 

 

 

 



Swimming

We took the Chitlin for her first Parent and Me Swim lesson last weekend.  She loved it!  She was laughing, giggling, splashing...  but class had to be cut short when another little Chitlin accidentally pooped in the pool.  Ummm... have I gone numb to all that is disgusting? ...because it totally didn't occur to me how unsanitary it is to be swimming in another kids' feces... I would have been fine marinating for another 10 minutes till class was over (with the Chitlin's head above water, of course) ...SILENCE... I guess someone's been pooped, peed, and barfed on a little too much where she's become unaffected. *ahem* 

 

 

 

Peace

Every summer the Mr. and I go to the Bay Area and watch the Giants play the Dodgers.  We've gone every year since we met, besides the summer the Chitlin was born... aka "The Summer We Were Fucking Walking Zombies". 

This year as we walked towards the stadium, holding hands, wearing opposing team colors...

Me - We are a walking sign of peace.

the Mr. - Because we like rival baseball teams.

Me - ...and because we are an interacial couple representing the melting pot called America.

the Mr. - (Silence as he led the way to the bar)

On a different note...

Every year we've gone my team always loses.  This year, we were so close!  But alas... it was almost.

Our reactions to almost...



 

Hazing

It's the New Guy's first week and he is a Dodgers Fan (Boooooo!!!!)  As a "Welcome to Your New Job" sign... someone hung up his teams' colors on the wall right behind his desk.

Pod Bestie #1 -  This is what I think of your team. (throws something at the little tribute and hits it in the middle)

Me - Ya!  Me too!!! (throws something and misses it completely)

Facts:

1. Our little girls group is really proud of our team.
2. Our little girls group have night quite grasped proper "Office Etiquette".
3. My lack of athletic ability from my youth has followed me well into adulthood.