It's Christmas time and I love my Christmas tree pants. They're cozy, comfy, and perfect for snuggling up in front of the tv.
As I was walking into the tv room one evening...
the Mr. - Oh no... not the Christmas tree pants!
Me - What? You don't like them? They're so cozy...
the Mr. - You're wearing them too much.
Me - Do you have something against Christmas?
the Mr. - (pause) ...It's June. Christmas isn't all year round.
Me - .... Well, it should be.