Me - I need to add a comforter for us on the shopping list.
the Mr. - Why? What's wrong with ours?
Me - ... I somehow managed to burn it.
the Mr. - .... What?
Me - I burned it.
the Mr. - WHY? HOW?
Me - I threw it in the washer.
the Mr. - You mean the dryer?
Me - No, the washer. I went into the garage to put it in the dryer and the whole place smelled like something burned and died in there... It was the comforter. I think it might have been the friction or something in the washer.
the Mr. - .....AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE THOSE THINGS TO THE DRY CLEANERS??!!!
Me - Yea.
Conclusion: I am on my way to becoming the BEST housewife EVER! ;)