Do you like to throw random movie quotes into normal work conversations? (SILENCE) Me too!!!
Co-Worker: Do you go to the gym every day at lunch?
Me: I try to...
Co-Worker: So how is that? Do you just bring your own shampoo and conditioner every day?
Me: "Conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth."
Me: (Pause) "Stop looking at me swan."
Co-Worker: Is it ok if I stop by your desk in a few minutes?
Me: "Fo sho, Fo sho...... FO SHO"
Me: Are you going downstairs for lunch?
Co-Worker: No, I need to do some work... gonna eat at my desk.
Me: "Booo... You whore."