Say What?

Do you like to throw random movie quotes into normal work conversations? (SILENCE)  Me too!!!

Billy Madison

Co-Worker:  Do you go to the gym every day at lunch?

Me: I try to...

Co-Worker: So how is that? Do you just bring your own shampoo and conditioner every day?

Me: "Conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth."

Co-Worker: What?

Me: (Pause) "Stop looking at me swan."

Superbad

Co-Worker: Is it ok if I stop by your desk in a few minutes?

Me: "Fo sho, Fo sho...... FO SHO"

Co-Worker: Alright...

Mean Girls

Me: Are you going downstairs for lunch?

Co-Worker: No, I need to do some work... gonna eat at my desk.

Me: "Booo... You whore."