This is what I learned the other day. DO NOT PUT STUFFED ANIMALS IN THE WASHER. Here is why and what went down:
One night the Chitlin had a really bad cough and the poor thing coughed so hard that she threw up all over her bed and stuffed animals. So... I put them in the washer.
This was wrong because:
One stuffed animal ripped open and clogged the washer so it couldn't drain.
Then the washer got unclogged and the main line to the house got clogged.
So when I was rinsing off the dishes in the sink - it wouldn't drain.
Instead it started to flood when I turned on the disposal...
Which in turn made me really scared to go to the bathroom and flush the toilet.
And all of this equaled:
ONE PISSED OFF HUSBAND... and the loss of our panda pilllow pet friend.