Because everything that is meant to be will be... Because the glass is always half full... Because there's a bright side to everything... Because the Xanax helps me chill the fuck out.
I've had a large amount of bird poop in the middle of my windshield for weeks now. I keep forgetting to clean it off when I go to the gas station... But then it rained this week and that took care of that. WIN!
I asked the Husband to get me a zucchini from the store for the pasta I was making. He came back with a cucumber... But then I had cucumber for my shake in the morning. WIN!
I was about to take a shower when I realized I was out of body wash. This was a problem because: 1) I didn't want to smell like the Mr's Old Spice. 2) The Chitlin's vanilla/ bubblegum/ strawberry stuff makes me think of strippers. 3) 1 and 2 were not good enough reasons to wake the Chitlin up from her nap and go to the store.... But it's ok! Because I have an obscene collection of toiletries I like to save from hotels. DOUBLE WIN... because they're freeeeee!