My eye is red. It's been a little irritated all weekend. Today it's SUPER irritated. I think it's from my contacts. I would take them out... but "someone" (the Chitlin) ...broke my glasses. Co-Worker Bestie thinks it's pink eye.
Where: My cubicle
Who: Co-worker Bestie and Me
When: End of the work day
Me - My eye is red.
Co-Worker Bestie - Dude! It's pink eye.
Me - It's not pink eye.
Co-Worker Bestie - Ok... But when you wake up tomorrow with a swollen itchy oozing eyeball... you'll believe me.
Me - Thanks Doctor...
Co-Worker Bestie - ...You should probably stop farting on your pillows.
Ummmm... I may or may not take this advice... it all depends on how I wake up in the morning.