The Mr. is watching TV on the couch as I'm sitting in front of the computer. Suddenly, I peek over and say:
Me - Do you think girls with glasses are sexy?
the Mr. - What?
Me - Do you think I look cute when I wear my glasses?
the Mr. - Why?... You're wondering if other guys think you're hot in your glasses? Are you going to go parading around in them now? Why would you ask that? Now you're going to start wearing them to work... etc, etc...
I just got a text message on fancy phone and am texting back...
the Mr. - Who are you texting?
Me - the person who text me.
the Mr. - Who is it?
Me - (silence as I continue texting)
the Mr. - Who is that?
Me - (giggles)
the Mr. - Are you texting a guy? You're texting a guy right now? You better tell me.
Me - ...It's your Mom
Me - Maybe you should go hang out with your friends tonight.
the Mr. - Why?
Me - Because you haven't seen them in awhile and it'll be nice for you to get out for the night.
the Mr. - (Looonnng Pause) So you can have "someone" over while I'm gone? I don't think so. Nice try.
He does love me!
Our "El Pasion" is still in tact.
We are both insane.