Co-Worker Bestie - "I bet she eats whatever she wants and still stays skinny"
Me - "I bet she eats what she wants and poops out rainbows."
Me- "Pretty Girl shouldn't work here...she should be out being paid to be pretty."
Co-Worker Bestie- "She should be out being paid to be pretty and to poop out rainbows"
"Pretty Girl" is also pretty tricky. Everything she wears is super cute and makes me hallucinate. I start to think things like..."Wow....ponchos are so cute!" and "High waisted pants are so flattering."
...I wish I could hate you "Pretty Girl" but I just heart you too much.